But dinner was a good time as always. "Newcastle Guy" (is that the fake name we decided on, Alastair? Oh... crap...) served my beers in courses. There was an appetizer beer, a different main course beer, a different cheese plate beer... are you starting to see why we like these people?
Newcastle Guy's fiancée, "Quebec Hottie," cooked a wonderful dinner. We engaged in witty dinner banter that involved at least one "F*ck you," some discussion of male "trimmage," and at least one instance in which Newcastle Guy told Alex he needed to learn to behave like a proper human being. You know, normal stuff, just chatting the way people chat.
We took a taxi home. A taxi ride through Paris at night remains one of the best things ever.
Alex had a run-in with a grumpy Frenchie over the weekend. He took Lucien to a small park near our apartment and they built a beautiful sandcastle together in the sandbox. As they packed up to leave, a park guard approached them all huffy-like. He told Alex they had to put the sand back how it was before they arrived -- sandcastle demolished and sandbox returned to a compact, level state. The guard said Al had to do it because if Al didn't do it, the gardener was going to have to do it and the gardener is a very busy man.
Alex argued but eventually gave up. He requested a rake. The guard brought him a rake and Alex raked Lucien's beautiful sandcastle to the ground.
Lucien watched sadly and quietly. Al attempted to turn it into a lesson, the whole "you have to leave things the way you found them" thing, which is a lesson Lucien has yet to learn regarding his toys in the living room. Here's hoping the trauma of watching his meticulously crafted handiwork destroyed by his rake-wielding father finally drives the lesson home.
For the record, we've seen the following things at this park in the past, yet have never seen the park guard intervene:
1. A man pooping in the bushes.
2. A man half-naked on a park bench -- the bad half.
3. Drunk people passed out on benches.
4. General debauchery and lawlessness.
Alex and I went out for lunch Sunday afternoon. We went to Da Rosa, which I'd heard incredible things about, most impressively that Bradley Cooper was spotted eating there last year. If it's good enough for Bradley's mouth, it's good enough for mine I always say.
Bradley didn't steer me wrong. This is what I ate --
FOOD PORN
Actually that's horrible food porn. It looks like a bowl of dog food. I assure you it was not kibble -- it was pasta with foie gras and onion confit. Maybe it looks terrible but it tasted like what I imagine Bradley Cooper would taste like if he was wrapped in homemade pasta, foie gras and a sweet, sweet onion confit.
If you found that last thought a little weird, blame Alast -- I mean blame Newcastle Guy and Quebec Hottie. We should probably stop seeing them because everything goes to hell the next day. I feel sleepy.
MJ

14 comments:
hmm....the pasta looks like tofu but I'm sure it was good...onion confit is the bomb...if only I'd remembered to pick some up at Bonne Marche but like a loser I forgot even though I was right there in the aisle...but I digress
Pourquoi papa? is the saddest picture yet...damn those park nazis...good grief...
has the sun finally come out?
Pasta with foie gras and onion confit...hmmmm (sounding like Homer Simpson) I'm very confused about the French Parks people. Are they all so mean? Dude, you work in the park! in France! Allo? Your rendering of your sad Lucien was made me feel bad. Come to NYC, where no cares what anyone is doing.
Um, oh, ah, yeah, um, oh.
OK, I'm going to hell.
A
Yay, a cartoon post!
MJ, you owe me a new laptop. I took one look at that drawing and spat tea all over my screen (seriously, who knew people did spit-takes in real life)...
Your cartoons are genius. How do you manage to make a few lines so freakin' hilarious? Whenever I'm having a blue day I just have to think about how much French people look like lollipops and I'm a-smiling and a-spitting in no time.
Paris doesn't have cats to destroy beautiful sandcastles?...Sacre Blue and stuff...
Poop in the bushes is fertilizer. Sand castles built by fathers and sons are just a damn nuisance.
Channeling the park guard, here;)
I would love to meet those friends of yours! I'm sure we'd get on swimmingly!:) (A word to the wise: take a lot of water and vitamin B after a night of drinking to ward off those pesky hangovers:)
MJ, have you seen the video of Bradley Cooper speaking French?? I guarantee that it's even hotter than him wrapped in sweet onion and foie gras.
That amazing cartoon brings back memories of every time we have visited a French park. I always find something happening there that makes me go in my head "WTF?!"
For a second there, I thought that was a plate of croutons. Mmmmmmm...cubed toast.
Oh great, Laurel - I just googled that interview. I didn't know I even liked him that much until this moment!
Your cartoon was perfect, MJ, but that list directly following is what really put this post over the top. Thanks for the laugh!
Debbie, YES, the sun is OUT. We are very excited. I think the cube things you're thinking are tofu are the foie gras. The pasta was a long wide noodle, a paparadelle, if you will.
April, HA, "NYC where nobody cares what anyone is doing." Fantastic. NYC sounds divine.
Staying Positive, I love the crap out of you but I have no idea what you're saying.
Bec! Bec came back! She's the newest addition to the comment posse so everyone welcome her warmly. Sorry 'bout the tea thing, and French people DO look like lollipops because they're pretty skinny.
Duchesse, I guess you're thinking the way the guard was thinking. It's really the only explanation. Or he just hated Al and Loosh, which also isn't out of the question because WHOO BOY, they're a loud pair...
Gotta take you up on that hangover tip sometime. Or else I've got to stop seeing those people.
Laurel, I HAVE seen that video of Bradley Cooper speaking French and HOT DAMN. Seriously. Plus, I'm jealous because he's like, seriously fluent. Stupid Bradley Cooper!
Mrs. Howard, do you have a blog? Just wondering.
Carina, welcome to the Bradley Cooper Speaking French Lust Club. It's ridiculous how a man speaking French ups his sexy quotient a hundred fold. How do you think I ended up married to Al?
Bye, posse. Have good days or nights wherever you are.
If you and Alex were superheroes, evil Park Guard would be your arch enemy. Just sayin. Thanks for the laugh and for the food porn – yum!
Sorry MJ. It was MrStayingPositive's lame attempt of making food porn-esque sounds. Terribly inappropriate don't you think? But really, when you throw Bradley Cooper's name in with foie gras, pasta and onion confit it does make me want to make oddly inappropriate sounds. Thus the going to hell part. I apologize again,
StayingPositive
Bradley Cooper....yummy!
Bonjour MJ!
Had my run in with grumpy French neighbor yesterday evening. I turned on the a/c for all of 5 minutes to try to air out the apartment and she came right to the window and told me in perfect English that the temperature was perfectly pleasant and to turn off my A/C!
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